How DARE you insult your husband's writing by comparing it to my own?! Why Paul is the Ethel Hemingway of LJ I tells ya!

As to crossing several appendages, can I watch? Would this reported appendage crossing be all at once or in groups of two or more? Will there be a film record for posterity (no, I didn't say posterior, you perv!)? Could be quite entertaining depending on the appendages...