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Guide for Mexican Illegals
Sep. 18th, 2007 03:16 pmThe following is a guide (based on personal observation over the past few weeks) for people from Mexico attempting to illegally enter the US...
Cross over open land in groups on a bright sunny day. Make sure there's nothing to hide behind.
Remove your shirt, it makes you invisible.
Run bent over, it makes you more invisible.
Have at least one member of the group on a cell phone yelling something unintelligible and drawing attention to your passing by.
Avoid open gates. Instead, climb adjacent chain link fence topped by razor wire. Note: Bleeding from self-inflicted cuts is not protected by the Geneva Convention.
If seen, run back along the same path you entered by. The Border Patrol will never find you that way.
Always run past the buildings that always have workers entering and leaving. You'll never be seen that way.
Cross over open land in groups on a bright sunny day. Make sure there's nothing to hide behind.
Remove your shirt, it makes you invisible.
Run bent over, it makes you more invisible.
Have at least one member of the group on a cell phone yelling something unintelligible and drawing attention to your passing by.
Avoid open gates. Instead, climb adjacent chain link fence topped by razor wire. Note: Bleeding from self-inflicted cuts is not protected by the Geneva Convention.
If seen, run back along the same path you entered by. The Border Patrol will never find you that way.
Always run past the buildings that always have workers entering and leaving. You'll never be seen that way.
