Carnac the Magnificent

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From Wikipedia...

(Carnac holds the sealed envelope up to his turban)

CARNAC: Sis boom bah.

ED McMAHON: Sis boom bah?

(Carnac rips the envelope open and removes the card)

CARNAC (reading): Describe the sound made when a sheep explodes.

(Carnac holds the sealed envelope up to his turban)
CARNAC: The La Brea Tar Pits.
ED McMAHON: The La Brea Tar Pits?
(Carnac rips the envelope open and removes the card)
CARNAC (reading): What you have left after eating the La Brea Tar Peaches.

(Carnac holds the sealed envelope up to his turban)
CARNAC: U-C-L-A, A-F-L, C-I-O.

ED McMAHON: U-C-L-A, A-F-L, C-I-O?

(Carnac rips the envelope open and removes the card)

CARNAC (reading): How do you spell ucaliflicio?

(Carnac holds the sealed envelope up to his turban) CARNAC: Green Acres.

ED McMAHON: Green Acres?

(Carnac rips the envelope open and removes the card)

CARNAC (reading): What Kermit has after Miss Piggy kicks him in the groin.

Damn, but I miss Johnny Carson.