How to say Thank You
May. 28th, 2009 08:44 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
rickpsI bought a CD over the 'net the other day and got a giggle over the response I received from the vendor...
"Your CD has been gently taken from our shelves with sterilized contamination-free gloves and placed onto a satin pillow.
A team of 50 employees inspected your CD and polished it to make sure it was in the best possible condition before mailing.
Our packing specialist from Japan lit a candle and a hush fell over the crowd as he put your CD into the finest gold-lined box that money can buy.
We all had a wonderful celebration afterwards and the whole party marched down the street to the post office where the entire town of Portland waved "Bon Voyage!" to your package, on its way to you, in our private jet on this day, Wednesday, May 27th.
I hope you had a wonderful time shopping at our store. We sure did. Your picture is on our wall s "Customer of the Year." We're all exhausted but can't wait for you to come back!!
Thank you, thank you, thank you!
Sigh..."
Gotta love it.
"Your CD has been gently taken from our shelves with sterilized contamination-free gloves and placed onto a satin pillow.
A team of 50 employees inspected your CD and polished it to make sure it was in the best possible condition before mailing.
Our packing specialist from Japan lit a candle and a hush fell over the crowd as he put your CD into the finest gold-lined box that money can buy.
We all had a wonderful celebration afterwards and the whole party marched down the street to the post office where the entire town of Portland waved "Bon Voyage!" to your package, on its way to you, in our private jet on this day, Wednesday, May 27th.
I hope you had a wonderful time shopping at our store. We sure did. Your picture is on our wall s "Customer of the Year." We're all exhausted but can't wait for you to come back!!
Thank you, thank you, thank you!
Sigh..."
Gotta love it.
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