One Day...

One day...

I'm going to learn how to engage in smalltalk.

I'll learn how to give a 'come hither' glance.

I'll not be the dullest human on the planet.

Flakes won't be magnetically attracted to me.

I won't feel like I'm such an outsider (I'm not but...).

I'll have something truly interesting to say.

My 'mandar' will recognize when someone's interested.  Or not.


..."Pity", party of one, you're table's ready!